Sixth sense?!

"Between the two of us either you stay or I stay, and I definitely want to stay” therefore shot him between the eyes and there he went.


My friend's neighbor’s pet had to therefore go. Her neighbor was a nice and friendly gentleman. Dean of a university, a “very intriguing person” she often says and really fe Until she discovered his pet. The entire neighborhood plotted against this innocent creature and killed him. That is some serious offence; you can’t kill someone’s pet. “That aint no freaking pet” she retorted... Didn’t they go to school, partition a page and learn the differences between wild and domesticated animals??

He is not the only one f’shore. I once met a really nice and sweet couple, who loved their hot summer morning sweat. Loved hiking and biking, fishing and camping. They have a nice and cozy home and were so normal that even my sister would not call them bi-polar. They have a tiny pond in their yard, where I first met their pet. She had often me told how her baby had a “nice personality”. When I saw the baby alligator, I said, “she better keep her nice personality. I don’t want to know otherwise”.

My cousin once had a run for his life when a dog chased him. Recalling was funnier than the dog chasing scene from Mozhi. He got seriously offended when we laughed at the story. I empathize now. Here, in the United States if you vaguely mention putting down an animal you become a bigger villain than all those Taliban put together. You feel judged. You can get away saying, “so can you drive to India or you HAVE to fly?” but you can’t get away saying, “I don’t like pets”.
My friend often says animals have a sixth sense that humans don’t. You need to just take a moment to “connect” and they cannot hurt a thing. Seriously, is there a surety, like AVTAR? I don’t want to make a wrong connection here with my four and a half sense.

I rest my case here. There needs to be paperwork done, and routine EPA checks to let people keep their “pets”. I can live with Christmas gifts and birthday cakes for dogs and cats, even make friends with giant squirrels, possums and rabbits. But a boa constricter?